straight clowned

when there is no possibility of a comeback - you have been straight clowned...

dude i was watching wilmer valderamma on that shit show of his and he got straight clowned

by thatowenz May 2, 2006

Straight-fagging

When two heterosexual persons of the same sex, typically male jocks, and typically hammered hug or kiss in a moment of joy or extreme excitement, typically at the end of an important sports event, such as a playoff victory for their favorate team.

Those two were so happy they were straight-fagging after the Edmonton Oilers beat San Jose

by DasUberMarshall November 18, 2007

straight to the bimbos

To go to the club to find hoes to have sex with.

"We headin straight to the bimbos so we can fuck them hoes tonight."

by FlyAway July 18, 2011

straightaphobe

A person of homosexual orientation who discriminates against and or tries to convert straight people in anyway shape or form

Stop being such a "straightaphobe".

by bigwilly13 January 11, 2014

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

dangerously straight

super straight, ultimatly no homo, only for the definatly non gay, totally straight no gay man apply , j is straight enough dino and feece are dangerously straight no homo ultimate friends that are not gay;shampoo made by herbal essences.
no homo

im straighter then a straight line im so stright im dangerously straight definetly.

by DfunkyFalese May 28, 2008

bitch-stain

A derogatory term given to someone that has been antagonizing and/or annoying about a subject or opinion but then has subsequently been proven wrong, incorrect or discredited. The term is increasingly damaging when assigned to male. The combination of bitch (noun) a female who is all in all, not pleasant to be around and with stain (noun) a person, place, situation, or anything that exists, but you wish it didn't.

1) Wow, Dana was being such a bitch-stain, and wouldn’t stop whining about all the work he did when I actually did half of it for him!

by Bobby Metal Neck July 13, 2009