Shower Baby

A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day

Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough

Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet

by Broham May 30, 2019

shower slug

when you are so drunk your friends must put you in a cold shower (clothes on or off)

Man she's so fucked up, we need to shower slug her.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.

by takeitleci May 24, 2018

Golden shower

When someone is into peeing on or being peed on for sexual glorification. It’s a bit dehumanizing.

Guys named Zack especially are big fans.

Zack: hey babe can you piss on me?
Woman: why?
Zack: idk I’m just kinda into golden showers
Woman: uhhh, no.

by JingJayo January 2, 2020

shower freeze

when someone is taking a warm or hot shower, and not paying attention, someone sneaks into the bathroom and turns the temperature dial to the coldest setting

my girlfriend was pissing me off today. so i gave her a shower freeze when she was shampooing her hair. wish i could have seen her nipples stand up, she was screaming bloody murder

by kaloonzu November 13, 2011

shower toilet

A Japanese device that was originally designed as a time machine, but the native people soon found use for as a loo. The general buttons are bidet, wash, soft wash and stop, but there is also usually a fifth "apocalypse" button usually disguised as the flush.

Modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp button, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel BCE or wash seven times for AD.

He probably is still in there because he can't work the shower toilet.

by ShowerToiletConnoisseur September 21, 2011

Czech golden shower

The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61

You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower

by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022

Irish Shower

The use of deoderant and/or cologne to cover up lack of proper showering.

Woke up late for work so I had to go the Irish shower route.

by Diggler October 2, 2003