samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage

"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"

by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010

silly sausage

a fake penis

you silly sausage

by tom beach February 24, 2004

sausage storage container

a whore, such as a bombshelly or a related to the debeki clan, but mostly the shelly.

i saw that sausage storage containers picture on pbn. she was a ugly white slut.

by lolownd January 22, 2008

sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.

A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

sausage slid

when a friend cok blocks u and then hooks up with the girl
what a dick

wow i just got my shit sausage slid by frank!!!
what a dick!!

by Jeremy Thorson March 13, 2009

Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.

1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."

by Mewsy July 1, 2009

sausage heat

The effect of a room getting warmer because of a multitude of men in a small room.

Dude, open a window, there's too much sausage heat in here.

by coon_spearchucker April 21, 2010