A stupid jerk who doesn't deserve beautiful amazing girls. He has a very dirty mind and is very annoying. So many people hate him. Robert is very ugly and thinks he's the funniest person on the earth(yet he's not). He always has his ways to make a situation worse. Oh and he's a dumb az and an azhole.
by How it going??? March 14, 2019
Get the Robert mug.There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage. Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him.
Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Robert for ya’!
by sophielikesbobby April 28, 2019
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by Lucci07 August 6, 2019
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"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022
Get the Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen mug.Robert is and amazing guy really sexy and loving and he really cares about you but don’t break his heart he will try to give you everything in the world because he care so much but if you hurt him he probably will never love again or just find another girl who really cares he’s really goofy and he likes to have fun so if your mood is bad you my’s well just leave because he’s looking for fun in his life. So get you a Robert cuz he will care very much but don’t lose him cuz he really mean something.
Robert is mine
by Robertt November 27, 2021
Get the Robert mug.Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before
Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
by emi goodman June 3, 2022
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by MissYouKnowMe October 17, 2019
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