Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

the greatest school ever, will kick your schools ass at anything (except football), has a farmers market downtown, had the coolest yosemite tower four floor two group ever in 06-07, known for its diverse white people haha, great parties, hot soccer men, find you best friend in a roomate, and the greatest experience you will ever have

roomie 1: Rooms, where is the greatest place on earth?

roomie 2: Duh, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo!!!

by Miahammjr July 4, 2008

Joker-San Female Rating System

This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.

This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.

"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007

San Ramon Valley High School

One of the two high schools in Danville, CA. It is the "less" rich school in Danville. It is true, but the fact is that both schools are incredibly rich. Most of the students are stoners who will smoke weed or go to parties on the weekend and will post on Facebook how drunk or stoned they got. There is also a large case if wankster in SRVHS; any kid that sags their jeans, listens to rap, and is friends with one of the few black kids thinks of themselves as black. This is a problem that continues to spread. The teachers are either extremely great or extremely bad. The majority of students at the school are way too spoiled for who they are; literally less than an eighth of each graduating class goes to an actual college while the rest all go to DVC. The smart students are some of the smartest out of everyone even though people think otherwise. The sports at SRVHS that are great include: football, cross country and track, soccer, and lacrosse. Many people at the school are fake; almost none of them show who they truly are and those that do aren't usually "popular", and half the people don't even know who the popular people. The girls that think they are hot are usually anorexic. There are in fact hot girls at SRVHS that don't try to overdo themselves. Many people try to say otherwise because they say people at SRVHS are rich enough to make themselves look whatever like they want, when this is usually opposite of the truth. Most of the students listen to crappy pop music because it's the "in" thing to do. SRVHS also always dominates it's rival, Monte Vista, at everything. Monte Vista is truly the rich kids school, while you could call SRVHS the "poor man's rich kids school" if that makes any sense. Overall, SRVHS is a great school that could be better if the students were real. People may say that the school sucks because it's in a wealthy area, but it is a great school, mainly from the wealth, just like with Monte Vista but more so there.

"Hey man, I'm so cool gangster. I listen to 50 Cent and Lil Wayne"

"No you're not. You go to San RAmon VAlley High School."

by tmlman March 21, 2009

National suck Sans dick day

13th of April is national suck Sans dick day so if you see him and you are hot suck his dick.

Oh today is 13th of April, it's National suck Sans dick day so that mean I will suck his dick!

by Suck_a_cock3000 April 11, 2019

San Diego Sidewinder Camo pattern

A combination of colors with a snake like appearance that blends with the surroundings in San Diego.tan brown kaki camo

Combination of browns and tan colors with the effect of snake skin added to create San Diego Sidewinder camo pattern

by dallyup May 8, 2010

San Jose murder rate

A murder rate that is high as fuck!

Turf Talk - "The San Jose murder rate speaks for itself."

by Yaaaaaaaaay Area December 21, 2008

san luis obispo high school

A place of horror of which there is no escape. Although commonly compared to the place known as "Hell", SLOHS is in fact much worse. The only good thing is that it's only for 4 years, instead of eternity.

-"What the San Luis Obispo High School is going on here?"

-"Yeah, I'll pay you when San Luis Obispo High School freezes over!"

-"Billy go clean your room. It looks like San Luis Obispo High School"

by Tormented Soul January 7, 2005