Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.

Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."

by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022

Gooey Gas

Wet flatulence. Also referred to as a shart.

Joe intended time simply fart, but he dropped a gooey gas.

by Timsusername April 5, 2020

Gas station hoe

When someone is not loyal to a specific gas station or gas station company

“You’re nothing but a gas station hoe, I’ve seen you purchasing gas across the street at marathon, you can no longer buy gas from Sunoco anymore. Sorry John”.

by tommymccauley February 5, 2020

Indiana gas pump

A dick with a multiple stds

I gave her the Indiana Gas Pump, now she's got herpeghonnasyphillaids.

by Turtles:D December 19, 2017

The Gas Chamber

The act of farting into someone else's shower

"I was showering at the gym when someone gave me The Gas Chamber, I damn near puked

by 21stCenturyPyrrho January 12, 2021

Gas-Piss

Female banter

They are laughing at you bro! Saying you small as shit. That’s just Gas-Piss

by Galaxy ring binder September 12, 2022

grocery gas

Fuel bought at a place outside of a major gas company.

Friend A: Man, gas prices are getting crazy-high lately. It's up to 2.48 a gallon.
Friend B: I told you about that. Better off going to Ingles or Kroger and pump that 1.98 grocery gas and keep it moving.

by McWritah January 14, 2016