Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.
by DeadGokuJokes November 10, 2018

An English teacher who is godly. If you are good and submit your entire life to Mama Kneeland, when you die you have the opportunity to enter Kneeland.
by awkwardcornerkid June 22, 2019

the most power full fucking roast of all use this fucking word with grace it could risk all of humanity
white guy: whats the biggest thing in the universe black guy: "pushes up anime glasses and smiles" black guy: YO MAMA NIGGA . white guy: "starts fucking crying"
by nwmefwfewweewewf December 20, 2020

The laziest cat you will ever meet. Does not like annoying children, kittens or loud noises. She likes to murder and decapitate baby bunnies in her spare time. And after, take a nice nap on your lap. She has given birth to over 30 kittens. She will remind you of your grandma. She is very bratty and cannot go to sleep without the fireplace on. Will only eat Fancy feast and only drink from her owners vas.
Mama Kitty just murdered another baby bunny!!!
Mama Kitty sleeps on the kitchen counter because she knows she runs this house.
Mama Kitty sleeps on the kitchen counter because she knows she runs this house.
by Sorrynotsorrry625 November 24, 2019

by Park Guz March 9, 2019


It’s a day where the “yo mama” phrase will finally become a day and that day will be ok mother’s day
by CONCO December 3, 2020
