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joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.
Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.
by Cerulity June 5, 2022
mugGet the jokemug.
when you take shit literaly
Person 1; wow you are so dumb
Person 2; *proceeds to take stuff as inside jokes and definitions*
by UrMomfaggot May 21, 2021
mugGet the inside jokes and definitionsmug.

Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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Outside joke

A joke a small group of people dont understand but all others do
Was that a Outside joke?
by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
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Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.
I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.
by Theyoutuber2001 October 22, 2018
mugGet the Ex-jokemug.

joke ting

Someone who messes your feelings/you around as a result the person shouldn't been taken seriously.
This guy is a joke ting he told me he'd meet me at 5pm.
by lelloyemon October 3, 2023
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Joke

Something that has meaning, unlike your life.
Person A: My life's a joke
Person B: No it's not, jokes have meaning dumbass
by Pweesh__ May 8, 2021
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