A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

Hell Date

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance

"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"

by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023

Pre-Dating

Talking to someone while also not talking to others and doing things couples do, but you're not dating.

Me and her are pre-dating.

by Abrein March 11, 2020

date

what an isabelle and ben usually do

have you seen isabelle and ben on a date?

yeah it’s very funny

by Uranerd April 5, 2021

date date

A date date is not just a casual date, whereby the participants get just a drink or a coffee to get to know eachother.
A date date is where the participants go out for a proper dinner and can dress all fancy 👗 🤵 ♂️

Daisy and Samuel went on a date date where they had some great food and an awesome time!

Daisy said it was the best date date she'd ever had because Samuel was just the most awesome guys she'd ever met in her life!
A date date usually end with a sleepover sleepover 😘

by Soliver November 26, 2021

leavers date

The guys job is to compliment your date and to make sure she doesn't trip up the stairs

Guy: you look beautiful, don't fall over and fuck your face up

leavers date

by Mate7651 October 29, 2015

Dating

common misspelling of grating

asddasd:"im dating cheese"
asddasd's borther:"thats wierd:
asddasd:"sorry i mean grating

by fatter idiot April 3, 2022