A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.
John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?
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This is when you just feel like getting Mikey’s attention just by spamming the shit out of her. Term originally coined from multiple users on teen-chat.org including Mikey herself.
(Note: Mikey herself is a username, not her real name at least I think so)
(Note: Mikey herself is a username, not her real name at least I think so)
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Get the Mikey Hi mug.!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
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