Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.
Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"
by GoonBoom March 11, 2017
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Suzie was hammered drunk last night and heaved in the bathroom, but she's a good sport so she let me give her a Mexican Fritz while she up-chucked.
by Slim... March 22, 2017
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Also known as a "Reverse Blumpkin". It's banging a girl in the ass while she simultaneously vomits tequila into a toilet after a hard night of partying.
Oh man, our last night in Cabo was CRAZY. Sarah got super drunk so the next morning I gave her a Mexican Fritz.
by TheRuins March 22, 2017
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Get the mexican forearm mug.Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome
by mexican threesome May 30, 2017
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by Popo Pedro July 28, 2017
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