machine

The result of acquisition of a phenomenon and pressing all the wrong buttons.
See phenomenon for details.

Machines are very useful for conjuring those phenomenon.

by snootch May 11, 2003

Machine gun kelly

most hottest person ever

damnnnn have you seen colson baker? aka machine gun kelly? he’s sooo sexy

by mgklover4lifelol September 7, 2021

Ghost Gumball Machine

In the sexual position of doggystyle, one slides a finger or two into the girls anal cavity, pulling out a peice of her feces. Then pulls out of the vaginal cavity and slides the peice of feces into the vaginal cavity, taking the penal unit and forceably getting the girl analy until the feces comes out of the vaginal cavity. Then taking the feces and forcing the girl to chew it. When you leave her house make sure to leave a quarter under the pillow!

I gave Cecil Mcgillicutty's filthy mom a ghost gumball machine after thanksgiving dinner

by Zachary Andrew Taylor November 2, 2006

mathieu

Mathieu should consider trying a little harder to make his microscopic penis grow a few more inches. wait- did i say he had a penis? scratch that, he needs to douche his vagina. he's a little emo fag that needs to grow up and stop dating a billion girls at a time. mathieu is a freaking poser who's all like "OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL CUZ IM EMO!!!!!" yeah, in your dreams buddy, you fucking wanna-be!!! oh i forgot to add, mathieu carries disgusting bacteria in his mouth - (also known as herpes). Mathieu is an angry teenage boy who's obsessed with slipknot. people, come on, you can't forget SLIPKNOT!! LMFAO JOKES!!!

Mathieu: OMG IM SOOO COOL!!!!!!!! GO SLIPKNOT!!!!

Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"

Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"

Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"

Random person: "what penis?"

by the popos May 30, 2009

Machinegunkelly

A white rapper from Ohio who won a rapbattle against Eminem.

Killshot was bad, Machinegunkelly won for sure

by 420raphael69 April 2, 2020

jean machine

a denim jacket or more popularly known as a canadian tuxedo. Worn by Canadians and truckers.

darn, i left my pack of marlboro 100's in the pocket of my jean machine. oh well, i think ill listen to the smokey and the bandit soundtrack again.

by ntl ben November 23, 2004

mathias

a man wearing uggs

dude.... look at that mathias!

by heezdy November 30, 2011