Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.

This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!

by readme.rtf November 11, 2020

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Jizz Master Jay

An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.

*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*

Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'

Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'

Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'

Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'

by Corbusier December 22, 2014

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Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.

Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.

by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016

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Pokémon Master Challenge

You must yell out as many Pokemon as you can name during sex, but if you say the same one twice you have to pull out and repeat the phrase: “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was” 3 times before continuing.

I think I got to 70 last night in my Pokémon Master Challenge before I came, but tonight I’m going through the Unova and Kanto region for sure.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

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