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Machine Beast

Somebody who is way awesomer than a Beast
DUDE 1: Dude Mark Davis is a F'N Machine Beast!!!
DUDE 2: F*CK YEAH What a Machine Beast!!!
by Machine Beast November 24, 2009
mugGet the Machine Beastmug.

Machine Gun

When an individual calls dibs on being the driver.
by stagecoaches are lame January 19, 2023
mugGet the Machine Gunmug.

Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips
I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it
by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023
mugGet the Machine Gun Kellymug.
When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021
mugGet the Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machinemug.

Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.
Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.
by sniper98g July 19, 2014
mugGet the Hop in the time machinemug.

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021
mugGet the My Check Machine is Brokenmug.

Dancing machine

The term "dancing machine" has two main meanings:

1. Literal Meaning:

It can literally describe someone who is an exceptional dancer. This person might have impressive technical skills, natural rhythm, and the ability to captivate an audience with their moves.
2. Figurative Meaning:

More commonly, "dancing machine" is used figuratively to describe someone who dances with great enthusiasm and enjoyment, regardless of their actual skill level. It emphasizes their love for dancing and their energetic approach.
Examples of Usage:

Literal: "She's a dancing machine! Her footwork is incredible."
Figurative: "My uncle isn't the most graceful dancer, but he's always the life of the party – a real dancing machine!"
by Nassan Grande July 11, 2024
mugGet the Dancing machinemug.

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