metaphor mountain

one of the many universes.

metaphor mountain is coming to an end

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

mountain range

A bunch of pimples lined up on someones face that looks like the Himalayas. When someone has a mountain range means they probably sweat a lot during activities or don't shower at all.

Dude people might brag about climbing Mount Everest but they'll never climb that mountain range on Dustin's face.

by dbl07 December 21, 2016

Mountain soda

The beer you drink at the crag, on the slopes, or at the summit of a mountain after a hike.

Bro 1 - “Yo dude throw me a mountain soda!”
Bro 2 - “You want a rainier or a banquet?”

by Fillwred October 15, 2020

A blue mountain state

When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck

Luke: have you seen Marko's sister

Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her

Tony:that must have been a long and hard night

by DirtyDan40 November 20, 2016

the haunted mountains

A woman’s breasts

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s

by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019

Mountain Stacks

Especially large breasts.

Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’

by redbirds003 December 14, 2024