Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.

Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019

Lemon Sunrise

When you wake someone up with a golden shower.

Cindy - "Mark woke me up with a Lemon Sunrise this morning, soooo cute."
Sally - "OMG so romantic, no wonder you smell like piss though."

by Johnny Hotdogs April 9, 2015

Dj Lemon

When your really trash but you don't realise it

Damn that hoe a dj lemon

by lame gang June 30, 2022

Lemon Dongle

To be weird, mysterious, and awkward around your peers. Typically refuses to trim but comes around in the end

This guys being such a lemon dongle! He doesn’t want to trim with the rest of us.

by Bagasardasam August 13, 2024

lemon

lemon pie

lemonade

by tis_simp September 8, 2021

lemon

direct translation of the Italian verb "limonare", meaning "to kiss deeply, with the tongues describing large circles, in the shape of a cut lemon". Recently also became a substantive "a Lemon". Say "give me a hard lemon. Now"

Guy1: "Did you lemon her yesterday night, uhm?"

Guy 2: " oh yeah, we were lemoning for the whole evening. My lips feel quite tired now."

by pinguo June 8, 2015

lemon

A configuration of being, usually round and yellow in form, which we all know is a deep-state agent working for the government.

Person A: Wow! Look at this lemon, that is definitely a fruit, and not a government issued spy device!

Person B: Boy, I sure am glad I haven't been scrombled yet!

by BR3INR0T May 19, 2021