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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 4, 2020
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Matthew Lowe

Matthew Lowe is a Badass man that will kick your ass if you mess with his family or friends. He is the best fisherman in the world and is extremely handsome. His beautiful blue eyes are stunning and he is an amazing lover. He performs oral on his woman better than anyone known to man kind and is loyal honest hard-working and caring. He is the best friend you could have and even better lover. If you're lucky enough to meet a Matthew Lowe be sure to say hi.
He is a real Matthew lowe

I wish I was as cool as Matthew lowe
by Outlaw86 December 8, 2020
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lola lowe

Adored like reuben adores radiohead with all his heart. Absolute beacon of joy; with big dark eyes and hazel like hair, there is no one like her and you’ll catch her staring at you and you’ll probably fall for her on that very day.
by reubydooby1 November 22, 2021
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Anson Low

The most handsome son of a bitch in the galaxy. Women fall for him, Men jerk for him, Aliens Kill just to see 1/4 of his eyes, that's the kind of man Anson Low is.

Also big dick, that's kinda kimportant.
John: You may be handsome "insert handsome man", but you're nowhere near as handsome as Anson Low.
"handsome man" : True, also my dick isn't as big.
by TotallyNotCalledAnsonLow November 21, 2021
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low pass

a low pass aka lopez aka jlo is the action of passing a joint in a hidden way
by illofasoul November 21, 2021
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low-lifey

People who have low expectations forever in their life. They don’t try ever. They just coast.

Not the ones to marry. Kinda dumb
That Willy is such a low-lifey
by Jordanbrown November 7, 2021
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Mean-Lower Low Tide

Describing Natasha's surly attitude when interacting with others in her cohort. An attitude description epitomizing malevolence. (Adjective)
She was so mean-lower low tide to Chris today, why is she so unkind?
by 2N_Clown November 8, 2021
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