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Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.
The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus
by anonymous July 19, 2021
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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "
by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021
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Jump Fright

This is not a word/saying Luke was just dropped as a child
jump Fright "did u get dropped as a child "
by Slanders August 6, 2021
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Jump-oFF

Lighting a broken torch lighter with a bic
Can I get a jump-oFF so I can hit this smoke
by anonymous February 15, 2022
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Jump pit

Often mistaken as a mosh pit,a jump pit is a faux like mosh activity that typically involves people just jumping up in the air making no real contact with eachother because the people involved are to anxious or cowardly to start a real mosh pit.These types of pits usually occur with garbage hippie bands who draw in alot of 140-160lbs dudes who have wolfcuts and wear circle shades
"Man that mosh pit at the concert was awesome" exclaimed Noah,"tf are you talking about everyone was just jumping up in the air like they were about to piss themselves,that wasnt a mosh pit you coward that was a jump pit."
by Cripplecrawler February 18, 2022
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jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.
You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"
by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022
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