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Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.
Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.
by RodtheMan November 23, 2021
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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
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Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force
I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.
by anonymous April 25, 2021
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Mccaide Johnson

A handsome black man who enjoys dominos pizza on Saturdays and sundays
Gavin Sanders: I don’t wanna play CTD rn

Mccaide Johnson: L, L friend ,L,L,L friend
by Ron guy April 1, 2022
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Peter Johnson Movies

A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."
Man, the Peter Johnson movies totally stunk! Did the writers even read a single word of the books?
by Leonidas Valdez September 21, 2023
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colin johnson

Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing

Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.

Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
by Ripmelife May 12, 2018
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Mark Johnson

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier
If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons
by CanukGuy September 28, 2023
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