johnson coldhand

shower beer in one hand, Johnson in the other!

That was the longest Johnson coldhand ever man!!!!

by LiLRoNNiE July 24, 2017

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Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.

Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.

by RodtheMan November 23, 2021

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Locke Johnson

Poker reference to an unbeatable hand

when you're playing cards and you realize that the possible hands that beat yours amount to zero, you drive like there's no tomorrow for Locke Johnson takes it all

by pinokeyoh December 8, 2024

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Corbin Johnson.

A Hot mf he’s practically the human tripod

oh wow i could really go for a corbin johnson. to fill my thirst

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

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Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

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