Hat-trick

adj. an action or object that is excessively cool or awesome.

Gettin paid is hat-trick.

This weekend is gonna be hat-trick.

by TophZilla October 26, 2007

ass hat

In reference to someone that goes by Scruffy in websites for retail workers. His comments and ideals show that this individual has his head up his ass. Thus wearing it like a hat.

Ignore what Scruffy says, he is nothing more then an ass hat.

by 6pk2Go September 21, 2005

big hat, no cattle

a poser.
someone who is tries hard, but still doesnt get it.
someone who brags tremendously about thier doings, but it's all a lie to make them look better.

He's got a big hat, but no cattle.

by crayola March 29, 2004

Tallahassee Hat Trick

To score with a young chick, an old chick, and a Cuban chick all in the same day. Named for the 3 most prominent populations in Florida.

I had sex with a widow this morning, and her daughter this afternoon. all I need is a Cuban and I have myself a Tallahassee Hat Trick.

by jbm321 March 22, 2012

Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010

Lincoln Top-hat

The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.

When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.

by Speedy Beans June 21, 2012

Pplish Cowboy Hat

The in-bathroom stall papers that create a gasket seal over the toilet bowl, or when used over the head, provide a uniqe headpiece.

As Jon left the bathroom, he decided to accentuate his wardrope by taking an extra Polish Cowboy Hat and placing it on his well-combed head.

by howyoudoin January 5, 2005