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Go home and have a bath 

An insult/really crappy comeback when non chavs talk to chavs (however this only works with the chavs who say they aren't chavs though, all the other ones will just hit you)
Jakky G:Don't talk to me you chav!!

Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrr go home and have a bath!!

Jakky G:Go listen to that noise you listen to that you think is music!!

Nursing home mudslide 

A cocktail served in the nursing home spirit. I measure of vodka and one can of boost.
Blond RN: Hon, you didn't drink your boost as yet?

Nursing home resident: How about spicing it up with some vodka, Barbie girl?

Blond RN: You mean a Nursing Home Mudslide? Sure, would you like that frozen or on the rocks?

leave the broken ones at home

to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.
1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?

Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.

2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!

Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.

Please I want to go home 

When You get in a white van expecting candy
Man: your not going anywhere

Girl:please I want to go home
Probably the most popular nightclub in Sydney, Australia.
I went to Home and dumped 7 bikkie's...My friends were still frying eggs off me at 6pm the next day.
Home by Diego October 6, 2003

Home James 

What you sometimes call a bus driver in Montreal, if their name happens to be James.
"Hey, Home James! How far till Notre-Dame Basilica?"
Home James by matt October 22, 2003