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Human Air Pocket

Its when you get trapped in a tremendous fart that it almost feels like you're going to suffocate from it. Much like how it is when a plane hits an air pocket when for a moment you can't breathe and inasmuch you want to get out of it, you cant.
Holy crap! I just got trapped in a human air pocket, it stank so bad i almost vomitted.
by fhm100sexiest#101 August 3, 2011
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Allegience to the human species movement

A movement that has developed as a reaction against hate and supremacy groups ect.

In it people sware allegience to the human species above that of race,country,religion ect. and to be willing to give there live to the preservation of humanity if needed and to fight anything that tends to devide humans. It teaches that all humans are very closely realted geneticaly and racial diferences are only superfical and that all humans are decended from a group of humans that spread out from africa about two hundred thousand years ago.And that humans face many threats of extenction today and must work to prevent it. That in the fossil 98% of all animals that ever lived have gone extenct.
I am in the allegience to the human species movement.
by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010
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human rolling pin

The act of deficating, ejaculating and have the female period on the ground and then rolling the female back and forth through the pile of stuff then rubbing it all over herself until she resembles the egyptian flag.
Dude you better clean this place up after you finish human rolling pin-ing your bitch.
by Nipplehorny November 22, 2011
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Tier 3 Human Being

Tier 3 human beings are also called "shit- heads". In general, they lack functionality. Tier 3 human beings are also considered sub- human.

Contemporary examples are: DCYOUNGFLY (shit-head viner) and Zech DeSouza.
"Bill Nye is a Tier 3 human being." - jack

"Yeah dude, he's a total shit- head." - James
by okayokayokay.95 February 23, 2014
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human garbage disposal/can

someone who eats almost any leftover,spoiled,old,or just nasty food.
When you get stoned you turn into the human gaarbage disposal.
by sky May 10, 2003
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disgusting excuse for a human being

A human being who is so disgusting and vile who doesn't deserve to be called or treated as a human being.
Mark:Hey did you hear that linda burnt the test papers of lucy?
Jonas:Yeah I did,she is a disgusting excuse for a human being.
by Briton September 5, 2018
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david the pet human

a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....
david the pet human, I will beat you with my gucci belt
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?
by pet davido January 23, 2019
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