hard google

when you know exactly what you are looking for and will not stop at anything to find it

i dont do dat soft google shit, i know exactly what im looking for, hard google for lief.

by ir88/80m80 May 14, 2016

google

all knowing bieng

bros smarter than google

by gfrghhbeghtr October 11, 2022

google-diagnose

When Google identifies and names a disease, illness, or problem based on the symptoms you search for.

many people google-diagnose and do not seek medical attention for their symptoms.

by Lovely Lovin August 9, 2025

Google

The browser you used to search this up.

I used google to search this.

by urmumgay.exe November 5, 2018

google-eyed

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”

“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”

by BrigittaSuzannaLouisa June 4, 2022

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

Google

A place to find out what side to take in any controversial issue.

Something really controversial just happened and you're not sure what to think?
Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024