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Google

A monopolist company that probably will not even let you see this post. Strongly tempting to take over the world and control what you should think based off of what they believe is appropriate.
Google is the Satan of the internet.
Google has communist values.
Google sucks
by Craziegirl June 17, 2020
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Google this

a stunning dish available at the pour kids cafe in malvern consisting of deep fried crumbed poached eggs, on a chorizo salad
wow got to go to the pour kids and have the google this
by gourmetfoodie November 29, 2011
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Google Doc Therapy

when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.
I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.
by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022
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Google+

A social media, widely hated for how uncommon it is to be used. In this social media you can share images & comments. You may also categorize the things you post with collections, which people can unfollow and follow on your profile.
"Do you have a twitter?"
"No, but I have a Google+"
"Who even uses Google+?
by Edur Fawn February 21, 2017
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Googles

Another name for Google Glass. Formed from Google + goggles.
"Grab your Googles and let's blow this popsicle stand."
by ProfessorF February 6, 2014
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Google Dockey

A slang term for 'Google Dock' commonly used when a person makes an apology/debunk of a recent and or current drama, usually used as if the response is absolute bullshit. Or just drawing attention to it. The origin of this meme is from twitter user: Milburry13. In which they call out an apology made by an artist. In this video, the classic 'chicken jockey' scene from: A Minecraft Movie, is dubbed with Garett saying: ''They wanna make an apology?'' and Steve responding: ''Google Dockey!'' the titular line. If you mention this meme; PLEASE include the video. Or don't. I couldn't care less.
''My apology'' -Controversialguy283 ''Google Dockey!'' -Respondergal981
by Deltarune Tomorrow. May 18, 2025
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Google Bitchapottamus

A fat ass know it all that is a bitch of larger than life proportions.
The google bitchapottamus is a chat personality that gives google searches a voice...the only thing is, a google bitchapottumus is SUCH a smartass, she doesn't have to google it.
by paige111902 November 12, 2012
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