by Goober.mp3 December 14, 2024
Get the Goobsleeve mug.When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.
My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.
by Mohenny henwell December 23, 2024
Get the Goober Rot mug.A “Gooben stein” is a person who is overly bossy and is the type of person who would post a sob story on Instagram on Valentine’s Day about being single.
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Get the Goobily mug.Fingering yourself while simultaneously watching someone on the phone and sending voice messages about goobing
by gastootapplepout December 31, 2024
Get the Goobing mug.Often stylised as (GööberWäffen) this term derives from the english slang "Goober" meaning idiot, retard, or silly person and fusing it with the german word "Waffen" meaning weapon. This word is used to describe someone who is such an idiot they should, in fact, be considered a weapon. Typically a weapon of mass destruction.
"That dude John? Oh yeah, he is a whole fu*king Gooberwaffen"
"That right there is a 'Gööberwaffen' for sure"
"That right there is a 'Gööberwaffen' for sure"
by SirBarquisiousJohndasReginaldR January 25, 2025
Get the Gooberwaffen mug.the act of befriending a Goobertizer, and becoming a downright goober. Heavily linked to increases in sillyness and tomfoolery. May cause death.
Person 1: "Dude, I don't know, this Goobertizer seems like a pretty cool guy."
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"
by The Goobertizer January 17, 2026
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