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Wife and Life

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 7, 2012
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Life Knitting

When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.
Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!

Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
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Life Treadmill

The everyday grind. Money in, money out. Day after day, week after week, year after year... the life treadmill goes on.
Karl: "Shit man, did you hear that Don lost his job and foreclosed on his home?"

Chad: "Yep, only thing worse than being on the life treadmill is falling off it."
by chadd925 January 1, 2012
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Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life
by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011
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imp life

The chaotic, reckless, and wicked lifestyle of a demon spawn
My grandma is Satan, my mom is a demon, that makes me an imp and I live the imp life!
You know you're jealous
by TheElementOfFyre February 25, 2019
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ride life

Ride Life (Ridelife) is a movement for advance sport and street motorcycle riders who have mastered one or more type of modern motorcycle (1000cc and up), frequently travels, and seeks out the most challenging roads for pleasure. Ride Life is a term active motorcycles riders use to separate themselves from local riders who are limited to daily commutes, local group rides, bike nights, and club activities. Ride Life (Ridelife) differs from Bike Life Bikelife which is a movement for motorcycle riders dedicated to stunt riding, motorcycle racing, or members of bike/motorcycle clubs. Ride Life (Ridelife) also differs from bikers biker who only ride cruiser motorcycles.
“He a rider for real - he about that Ride Life.”
"You know he stay on the move, he's about that Ride Life."
"All they do is talk, none of them about that Ride Life for real"
by Clutch-Time August 19, 2018
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Life and Scars

A person who makes out of pocket videos
Life and Scars: "How to Super Mario a bitch. Guys the Super Mario is a level 8 sex move so you will need to pretend to have consent"
by Mastroni475 August 16, 2023
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