first served, first come

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".

I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.

by bitchuck September 1, 2025

First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.

Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment

by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025

not your first Cangaroo

When you want to become good at something, but you lack the necessary experience, knowledge, or skills to perform it at the level or standard you expect of yourself. This often creates a gap between your ambition and your current ability, leading to frustration or self-doubt until you gain more practice and understanding.

When the speaker made a grammatical mistake it was clear that English was not his first Cangaroo.
The person was visibly sad, because they didn't do well on their test, and I reminded them that this subject was not their first Cangaroo.
Tennis was at one point not your first Cangaroo, but now you are a proper can-can tennis player

by FickleFeather September 8, 2025

My First Post

A post you make on any social media when you were 9 and didn't know that the internet was a horny mess and still maintained your innocence and youth, which you then fondly look back on as a chronic Redditor.

P1: "Hey dude, look at my first post."
P2: "Oh wow, you were REALLY young then."
P1: "What's that supposed to mean?"

by The Hat King September 20, 2025

First Mud

The first time you go to the toilet to poop after having bathed or showered.

I felt sparkly clean until I went to the loo and had my first mud.

by mrh@nky January 17, 2025

First

When Josh is first when replying on Erik's pic of the day

Erik!!!!

it's just amazing how i am always first!

Sent at 7:42pm

by t-100 January 19, 2025

First Degree Frostbite

Ouch... Probably not slacks with no underwear in -20⁰ ± windchill weather... Ouch...

Hym "I think I have first degree frostbite...y thighs hurt... Ouch! This weather is not conducive to, like, murdering children... Or anything for that matter. But my weiner is safe. At least."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025