when someone is taking a warm or hot shower, and not paying attention, someone sneaks into the bathroom and turns the temperature dial to the coldest setting
my girlfriend was pissing me off today. so i gave her a shower freeze when she was shampooing her hair. wish i could have seen her nipples stand up, she was screaming bloody murder
by kaloonzu November 13, 2011
Get the shower freezemug. To be fondled or groped all over by another, usually a creepy older man, in a friendly greeting or a show of affection.
"Oh my gosh Marcia, did you see the way George just gave Jamie the Hand Shower after congratulating her for the speech she gave at the seminar?"
by Jayda1 March 25, 2010
Get the Hand Showermug. When someone is into peeing on or being peed on for sexual glorification. It’s a bit dehumanizing.
Guys named Zack especially are big fans.
Guys named Zack especially are big fans.
Zack: hey babe can you piss on me?
Woman: why?
Zack: idk I’m just kinda into golden showers
Woman: uhhh, no.
Woman: why?
Zack: idk I’m just kinda into golden showers
Woman: uhhh, no.
by JingJayo January 2, 2020
Get the Golden showermug. A Japanese device that was originally designed as a time machine, but the native people soon found use for as a loo. The general buttons are bidet, wash, soft wash and stop, but there is also usually a fifth "apocalypse" button usually disguised as the flush.
Modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp button, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel BCE or wash seven times for AD.
Modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp button, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel BCE or wash seven times for AD.
by ShowerToiletConnoisseur September 21, 2011
Get the shower toiletmug. Usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! After a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the fuck out of his love sausage and scrote sac!
F: Oh baby i wish we didn't live a thousand miles apart! I'd suck your cock!
M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!
M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!
by doktah doug May 1, 2011
Get the Angry Showermug. The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61
You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower
by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022
Get the Czech golden showermug. by Diggler October 2, 2003
Get the Irish Showermug.