A Japanese device that was originally designed as a time machine, but the native people soon found use for as a loo. The general buttons are bidet, wash, soft wash and stop, but there is also usually a fifth "apocalypse" button usually disguised as the flush.
Modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp button, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel BCE or wash seven times for AD.
Modern shower toilets sometimes lack the critical time dial and warp button, however, people should know that switching the clock to the time corresponding correct year works as the time selecter, and then press bidet five times if you want to travel BCE or wash seven times for AD.
by ShowerToiletConnoisseur September 21, 2011
Man she's so fucked up, we need to shower slug her.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.
by takeitleci April 09, 2018
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 09, 2016
when someone is taking a warm or hot shower, and not paying attention, someone sneaks into the bathroom and turns the temperature dial to the coldest setting
my girlfriend was pissing me off today. so i gave her a shower freeze when she was shampooing her hair. wish i could have seen her nipples stand up, she was screaming bloody murder
by kaloonzu June 02, 2011
When someone is into peeing on or being peed on for sexual glorification. It’s a bit dehumanizing.
Guys named Zack especially are big fans.
Guys named Zack especially are big fans.
Zack: hey babe can you piss on me?
Woman: why?
Zack: idk I’m just kinda into golden showers
Woman: uhhh, no.
Woman: why?
Zack: idk I’m just kinda into golden showers
Woman: uhhh, no.
by JingJayo January 03, 2020
The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61
You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower
by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022
by Diggler October 02, 2003