little timmy: *proceeds to spit sand everywhere
little timmy: I'm a sand dragon
adults: so cute
everyone else: get this sand off of me or die
little timmy: I'm a sand dragon
adults: so cute
everyone else: get this sand off of me or die
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2020
Get the sand dragon mug.A person, typically female, who possesses the unique and inherent prowess of make a man and his shlong fall helplessly and hopelessly victim. To *tame* the beast.
It’s said the legendary ancient dragon tamers could domesticate a wang with a single look.
It’s said the legendary ancient dragon tamers could domesticate a wang with a single look.
by Big ol’ wang January 16, 2018
Get the Dragon tamer mug.The Dragon Rouge is when a girl wants an orgasm during sex while she is in her period. She will refer to the Dragon Rouge by saying that she wants to go to it.
by Pigfat October 24, 2011
Get the Dragon Rouge mug.When the man cums in the girl's ear and the cum stays there for weeks becoming one with her ears and fertilising with the pinna and becoming a solid block, preventing the ear drums to vibrate.
by Overhauled_Kai October 1, 2021
Get the deaf dragon mug.A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.
A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 23, 2008
Get the Floof Dragon mug.1) A penis that breathes fire or throws flames from its hole
2) When a human being has an actual dragon for a cock. Piss is shot out of the dragon's mouth.
3) The cock of a dragon.
2) When a human being has an actual dragon for a cock. Piss is shot out of the dragon's mouth.
3) The cock of a dragon.
Vladimir: Hey Geoff, check out my cock, its doing some weird shit.
Geoff: Holy shit bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. You've got a dragon dick.
or
"I'm so embarassed to change in the lockerroom after Yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon dick hanging off the front of me"
Geoff: Holy shit bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. You've got a dragon dick.
or
"I'm so embarassed to change in the lockerroom after Yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon dick hanging off the front of me"
by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 29, 2009
Get the dragon dick mug.by red-dra-gun August 12, 2003
Get the red dragon mug.