Dragon in the bush

An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.

Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector

Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.

by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014

Dragon Shower

The act of pissing on someone's face after consuming a large amount of tabasco.

Timmy gave a dragon shower to lisa last week, she couldn't see a thing for days

by Darkcobrabws July 3, 2016

evil dragon

The state bird of Mary-Canada. It can only be seen if you take marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, and extacy at the same time. Evil dragon is very rude and often interrupts presentations.

Mary Kate: Shut up evil dragon im trying to give a presentation!

by marykatkinz January 1, 2012

Crab Dragon

I woman who has been through a large amount of dicks

That Becky is such a crab dragon, like she needs to lay off the dick.

by Pruf read dis bitch June 20, 2018

dragon queen

A super bad bitch

Dragon queen fucked that nigga up!

by Dragon queen February 4, 2017

dragon dick

1) A penis that breathes fire or throws flames from its hole

2) When a human being has an actual dragon for a cock. Piss is shot out of the dragon's mouth.

3) The cock of a dragon.

Vladimir: Hey Geoff, check out my cock, its doing some weird shit.

Geoff: Holy shit bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. You've got a dragon dick.

or

"I'm so embarassed to change in the lockerroom after Yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon dick hanging off the front of me"

by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 29, 2009

red dragon

when someone baits another person out.

stop leaking info, you fucking red dragon.

by red-dra-gun August 12, 2003