Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

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Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

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slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010

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human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

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Bucklandnism Disease

A disorder which makes you bitch and become a rotten, cold, Lying, and a spoiled rich whore. Side effects may include Cat Abuse, Giving Chihuahuas liquors and AK 47's, Pissing your Local Mexican Off, and Pretending to be the ultimate Weeaboo in front of your Japanese obsessed friends. If you suffer from any of these symptoms please consult with a real doctor and not one selling condoms for 99 cents.

Michael: Hey My Daughter is suffering from Bucklandnism Disease is there a cure for this stuff?
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.

by Arika Cho cho Butterface March 18, 2017

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