When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
by memusic March 12, 2012
Get the A Date with Cristoforimug. An ambush date happens when you're on a date with someone, and unexpectedly their friends, family members, or children show up, expecting to join the date and have you cover all the expenses.
I recently went on a date with a girl I met online, and she pulled an ambush date on me when a couple of her friends showed up, ordered food and drinks, and assumed I would cover the bill for everything.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 5, 2025
Get the Ambush Datemug. by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025
Get the Blind date Butlermug. by anonymous July 30, 2022
Get the reccesion datingmug. A word that changes vastly based on who is saying it.
1. When two 10-15 year olds hold hands every day, their friends call it "dating"
2. When two people (usually of age to own a car) meet up to have dinner and talk about what their life is like.
1. When two 10-15 year olds hold hands every day, their friends call it "dating"
2. When two people (usually of age to own a car) meet up to have dinner and talk about what their life is like.
When someone said Jack and Jill were "dating" in Middle School, I felt inadequate because I thought they weren't just holding hands in the hall. I was a weird kid.
by AtlanticComputer July 25, 2020
Get the Datingmug. The phenomenon in which when an individual consumes a threshold of sticky date pudding, they experience a slight discomfort in the back of the throat.
Amy: "How good is this sticky date pudding?!"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"
Sarah: "I am loving it but the sticky date valve is really limiting my ability to eat my fill"
by raspus May 23, 2019
Get the Sticky Date Valvemug. by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022
Get the Date and Dashmug.