Chimp

An individual who exhibits both "Chad" and "Simp" behavior

Guy 1: Remember when Brian donating half his lottery winnings to charity?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty cool of him

Guy 1: Well I Just found out he donated the other half to his favorite E-girl
Guy 2: .....Fucking Chimp

by Denzel's Left Asscheek July 7, 2021

Crime

Snufkin

Man he was being snufkin and committing several crimes

by CallMeFinn July 14, 2021

Crisp

When the temperature is very hot. Commonly used in southeastern Virginia.

Ex: “Hell nah it’s crisp outside I’m not going”

by V-A July 23, 2021

Crime

The acts of being nice and doing what a great citizen should!

"Hey, comrade, I just committed a crime!"
"Well done, comrade! You get free breadstick!"

by StalaniumTheGreatDictator! July 27, 2021

Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Climp

Someone who is a clown and a simp also known as Nigel Berbrooke

Daphne: What are you doing?
Nigel: You'll soon find out.
(The Duke sees this and runs towards them)
Daphne: Stop it! Let go of me! (punches him in the face)

(The Duke stops in surprise)

Daphne: Your Grace... I had no intention--
The Duke: Of knocking the climp flat out?

by Space Jesuse October 20, 2021

Chimp

Chimp, short for chimpanzee.

chimpanzee: *bumps into dude*
dude: hey get out of my way chimp!
chimpanzee: don't call me chimp!
dude: but you are a chimp.
chimpanzee: oh.

by nhbbue445 November 4, 2021