Typically a douchebag, makes up stories constantly to seem "cool", weaves such a big web of lies that he actually believes what comes out of his mouth. Constantly has to one-up you, if you have something cool he has 10 of them.
Anon: dude I got the sweetest new phone, it just came out yesterday!
Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
Coletan: pfffft, I had that phone 3 months ago, they gave it to me for testing. but you never saw it cause I broke it.
by Anonapotomus April 5, 2013
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"So I was fucking this chick while she was eating coleslaw, I was about cum I pulled out and busted my nut in her mouth, she laughed so hard that my coleslubble-slaw bubbled out of her nose".
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A person of high intelligence who intentionally "dumbs down " in an effort to placate and isolate from intetaction with fellow humans of lower intelligence.
a. A "player."
a. A "player."
"Damn that bitch coled
by Jaysole February 26, 2020
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Example:
Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”
Example:
Colette: “You guys are never gonna believe what happened! I went to the grocery store with my mom today, and we bought corn!”
Friend: “Then what happened?”
Colette: “No, that’s the whole story”
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A very powerful theorem, especially for math, created by Ms. Coleman. It involves complex steps such as flipping to the back of the book, looking up the chapter and problem, then copying down the answer onto your paper.
by Marine December 13, 2008
Get the The Coleman Theorem mug.Okay A Christopher Coleman Is Tipically A Handsome Guy. He Is Usually Funny. Almost Always Smart But Can Have Their Fair Share Of Dumb Moments. Normally Tall Or Semi Tall. Serious About Relationships. Thinks About A Future With Who They Are With At The Time. Loves To Say They Are Ugly When They Really Aren't. Talks Alot Unless They Are Thinking About Something Or Someone Or Doing Something.
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