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Chocolate Pretzel

A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.
"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"
by Jib Ride January 12, 2009
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Chocolate facial

The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.
Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?

Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.
by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008
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Russian chocolate

Its quite simple: You simply fuck a girl in the ass and cum. Before you pull try to stir it up with your dick, after you pull out you get a straw and drink up... if you have the balls.
I had a russian chocolate milkshake last night, so I'm not hungry this morning.
by ironicstatement August 10, 2009
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chocolate cone

Fucking a someone in the ass you then take your dick out that has shit on it and have your partner suck you off. If you cum it's a chocolate cone with vanilla
by Fuckwad October 7, 2006
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Chocolate Thunder

Brogan took a chocolate thunder last night. Was wild
by Arthwani June 20, 2011
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chocolate rain

The action of removing one's penis from a woman in the middle of doggie-style anal sex and flicking it in a way so that her waste falls in specs on her back.
"Yo, I was hanging out with my bitch last night and I heard thunder outside so I thought it appropriate to give her some chocolate rain."
by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007
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Chocolate Troglodyte

Troglodyte - A goblin-type creature which dwells in caves. This is the edible version.
Usage of phrase : "Fuck you you Chocolate Troglodyte!"
by Apocalypse King October 1, 2003
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