Chocolate Pretzel

A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.

"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"

by Jib Ride January 12, 2009

Chocolate facial

The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.

Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?

Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.

by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008

Russian chocolate

Its quite simple: You simply fuck a girl in the ass and cum. Before you pull try to stir it up with your dick, after you pull out you get a straw and drink up... if you have the balls.

I had a russian chocolate milkshake last night, so I'm not hungry this morning.

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

chocolate cone

Fucking a someone in the ass you then take your dick out that has shit on it and have your partner suck you off. If you cum it's a chocolate cone with vanilla

I gave the skanky whore a chocolate cone.

by Fuckwad October 7, 2006

Chocolate Thunder

Taking a shit in bad weather

Brogan took a chocolate thunder last night. Was wild

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

chocolate rain

The action of removing one's penis from a woman in the middle of doggie-style anal sex and flicking it in a way so that her waste falls in specs on her back.

"Yo, I was hanging out with my bitch last night and I heard thunder outside so I thought it appropriate to give her some chocolate rain."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

Chocolate Rainbow

A gay black guy.

Yo, that nigga Tirrell he tried to put his dick in my mouth; I didn't know he was a chocolate rainbow?
Yum, I want that chocolate rainbow.
50 cent is the biggest chocolate rainbow of them all!

by suga night June 2, 2010