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Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.
It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!
by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Seasonmug.

Chinese duffel bag

shitting in a duffel bag after eating Chinese food
Holy shit! After eating at Panda Express, there is no other option than to do a Chinese duffel bag
by Toelicker420 June 25, 2021
mugGet the Chinese duffel bagmug.

Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.
After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.
by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Backdoormug.

Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.
Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!
by lerogers7 December 9, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Santa Clausmug.

Chinese Tom

1851....😳😳😳😳😳
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom
by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022
mugGet the Chinese Tommug.

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special
Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree
by The back door bandit January 30, 2025
mugGet the Chinese back door jobmug.

chinese ice cream

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"
by Ben shitty February 28, 2017
mugGet the chinese ice creammug.

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