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fart cake 

A cake that has been corrupted by a perverted woman who indulges above all in sitting in cakes and releasing her stinky methane ass juice into it. Remarkably produced by women who have fart fetish.
Q: What kind of cake is it?
A: It's a fart cake. Someone has just passed gas on it.
fart cake by Shayna McArthur October 3, 2010

Missouri Chocolate Cake 

While your partner is giving you anal cunninlynguists one deficates in the partners mouth, then inserts their penis into the partners mouth until they cum
Last night while my friend was at work I stopped by his house and gave his wife a missouri chocolate cake.

Eccles Cake 

An Eccles Cake is a native of the Lancashire town of Eccles.
Eccles Cakes are very closely related to the neighbouring Salfordians but like to maintain their own identity. The Eccles accent is not unlike the Salford and 'North' Manchester accent but retains an ever so slight bit of Lancashire Twang (or yonner speak) though this is expected to die out totally in the near future.
Eccles cake pastimes include looking for things to steal (usually in affluent neighbouring areas such as Monton and Worsley as there is nothing worth stealing in Eccles) ,looking for people to do harm to and getting very drunk. Many do spend most of their days going about practising these ancient pastimes.
Eccles cake: "Now den felloh, cud ah cadge a bifta off yoh?"
Person: "Sorry, I only have one left"
Eccles cake: "Wot Ya Nob-ed, giz a cig now ya wool!!"
Person: "Fuck off!!"
Eccles Cake: "Sort it!"
Eccles Cake by Dwayne R October 18, 2006

Cakefarts 

When a man or woman nuzzles the entrance of there anus into a freshly cooked cake then lifts and passes wind,some people get erotic pleasure from this.

Tina's favourite thing to do is cakefarts.
Cakefarts by Josh Huntington October 18, 2008
Spanish word for having a large head... both meanings.
My boyfriend is a cabeson,he has a huge head!
cabeson by Daniela Hernandez June 1, 2007

Cake Chaser 

A fat person, self-explanatory. Somewhat like salad dodger
Phil was walking down the street and caught sight of a little boy, he noticed he was somewhat of a fat little fuck... a real cake chaser.
Cake Chaser by matrixbadger July 31, 2009