That kid that lives in your floor at college that talks to himself, jacks off in the bathroom, brushes his teeth by squirting the toothpaste on the bathroom counter and then dipping his toothbrush in it, washes his hands ever 5 - 15 minutes, thinks everyone's his friend, and/or bugs the shit out of you about random movies that you don't care about.
The best way to avoid this individual is to just pretend like you're really busy. However if this encounter is unavoidable, there are ways to get out of the following awkward conversation. The best way is to just say "hey" when he greets you, and then leave wherever you are (it doesn't matter if you're about to do your homework, get something to eat, wash your hands, get in the shower, or take a dump) and swiftly return to your room or leave the building altogether. If this individual follows you for whatever reason (typically this will not happen, but there have been rare cases of said creepiness) then the best thing to do in this case is NOT to go back to your room, but to get yourself into a crowded area, or even a room with a decent amount of people. The result you would be hoping for is him bugging someone else or to just lose him altogether. This will solve about 99% of cases involving you being followed, but if this still doesn't work, then you only have one option left. Keep in mind that is imperative that you lose the Creepy White Guy before he starts coming onto you (it matters not if you're male or female, CWG's are typically omnisexual). If this happens, you can expect being pursued (however the CWG accomplishes this will vary) for the rest of the year. That last option is to say "HEY! IS THAT *insert arbitrary director here*!?" The CWG is a gullible creature, and will more than likely turn around if you are in a place where there's a lot of people. This moment is crucial, because you need to slip away undetected. Luckily for you, this shouldn't be too hard, because once the CWG thinks a director or even an actor/actress is somewhere within the vicinity, he will relentlessly pursue said person, creeping out all in his path. This should buy you enough time to get the fuck out of there. Upon leaving you must either a) return to your dorm room, lock the door, and stay there for the rest of the day, or b) don't return to your dorm building at all for the rest of the day. I advise the latter if you can, as the former still carries some risk if the CWG knows where your room is.
The best way to avoid this individual is to just pretend like you're really busy. However if this encounter is unavoidable, there are ways to get out of the following awkward conversation. The best way is to just say "hey" when he greets you, and then leave wherever you are (it doesn't matter if you're about to do your homework, get something to eat, wash your hands, get in the shower, or take a dump) and swiftly return to your room or leave the building altogether. If this individual follows you for whatever reason (typically this will not happen, but there have been rare cases of said creepiness) then the best thing to do in this case is NOT to go back to your room, but to get yourself into a crowded area, or even a room with a decent amount of people. The result you would be hoping for is him bugging someone else or to just lose him altogether. This will solve about 99% of cases involving you being followed, but if this still doesn't work, then you only have one option left. Keep in mind that is imperative that you lose the Creepy White Guy before he starts coming onto you (it matters not if you're male or female, CWG's are typically omnisexual). If this happens, you can expect being pursued (however the CWG accomplishes this will vary) for the rest of the year. That last option is to say "HEY! IS THAT *insert arbitrary director here*!?" The CWG is a gullible creature, and will more than likely turn around if you are in a place where there's a lot of people. This moment is crucial, because you need to slip away undetected. Luckily for you, this shouldn't be too hard, because once the CWG thinks a director or even an actor/actress is somewhere within the vicinity, he will relentlessly pursue said person, creeping out all in his path. This should buy you enough time to get the fuck out of there. Upon leaving you must either a) return to your dorm room, lock the door, and stay there for the rest of the day, or b) don't return to your dorm building at all for the rest of the day. I advise the latter if you can, as the former still carries some risk if the CWG knows where your room is.
Creepy White Guy - (obsolete to how others feel about him)"What's up dude"
Person A - (feeling really creeped out) "Oooookay, (begins to leave the room) RYYYYAAAAAAAN!!!"
CWG - "Oh dude, have you seen *insert overhyped movie*, it's so *insert postive adjective*"
Person B - (about to wash hands) "Oooookay, (halts all activity and begins to leave)...CHRIIIIISSSS!!!"
Person A - (feeling really creeped out) "Oooookay, (begins to leave the room) RYYYYAAAAAAAN!!!"
CWG - "Oh dude, have you seen *insert overhyped movie*, it's so *insert postive adjective*"
Person B - (about to wash hands) "Oooookay, (halts all activity and begins to leave)...CHRIIIIISSSS!!!"
by VegettoVai August 2, 2009
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horny house wifes are cheating, with husband's friends, and cousins of the same family it is also the
home of disabled children being put up for adoption, and given to priests who preach about not having sex, to young unwed pregnant teenage girls, which most of them are native girls, yet dawson bleek is
the frozen hole of the earth, where lingerie consists of tube socks, long johns and flanel pajamas, and even in minus 40 below and drunk you still walk to robin's donuts for coffee with friends and don't come home til at least 11 in the morning, because partying at the bar does'nt end at 2 am, like it does in the city, because dawson bleek's red necks know how to party unlike wimpy city folk, the bar closes at 4am, then you go to a bootlegger and pick up a flat of beer, and head to a kegger where everyone stumbles home stoned and sloshed just before noon. so if you ever decide to visit this place in the middle of no where expect to find, drunk, cheap girls, crazy people off their medications running around town, while red neck men drive around in their trucks trying to pick up women with lame ass lines like hey baby wanna screw, while they smile with half their teeth missing, and mispronoucing the words cause they are too stoned on e. so welcome to dawson bleek a place where there is always someone to talk about.
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by tooclassyforthat December 26, 2007
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..........What the hell does that mean?
Man 2: It's creepypasta. If these people were good at writing scary stories, they'd wouldn't have put them on a creepypasta web site.
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Man 2: It's creepypasta. If these people were good at writing scary stories, they'd wouldn't have put them on a creepypasta web site.
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