Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.
That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)
by Getbent1 December 22, 2011
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chinese finger trap

a Chinese finger trap is when a women is fucked from behind by one man whilst giving a blow job to another
by the whore next door lalala April 23, 2017
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Chinese finger trap

When a man puts his finger on the tip of a man with foreskin and rolls the foreskin onto his finger.
“Hey man me and John are gonna do a Chinese finger trap later today.”
by Xananajen April 26, 2022
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Chinese Finger Trap

When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.
"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."
by Tango Taco September 08, 2023
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Chinese Finger Trap

When you are fingering a Chinese girl and your finger gets stuck inside of her.
This bitch chinese finger trapped me when I was finger bangin’ her
by mondoduke May 23, 2020
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Chinese Finger Trap

Where two men insert the same rod into their respective penises. When the rod is fully inserted and the two men start docking, creating the Chinese Finger Trap.
"I did a Chinese Finger Trap last night."
"Sick, how was it?"
"Bloody!"
by Peryite May 04, 2021
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