Checking your own oil

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.

Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.

by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010

im going to check you

I'm going to check you meaning in physical violence or lying through your teeth.

"im going to check you" rita when I see you!

by Passion T January 25, 2014

can you check me?

when a girl asks a friend or s/o to look and see if she has period stains on her pants

-"hey can you check me?"
-"yeah, you're good"

by hotbabe69420 August 02, 2022

Fact check your ass

To use Google to go through all the B.S. that people are saying.

Hey, the headline on the news is "Bat Boy Lives!". You really should fact check your ass!

by ididntknowthat October 29, 2007

toll-booth brake check

The act of tapping the breaks when going through a toll-booth after you see the speed limit or stop sign. Even though you have absolutely no intention of stopping.

Dude, today I rear-ended the guy in front of me because he performed an unnecessarily long toll-booth brake check.

by jarhead8291 March 26, 2010

checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.

girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake

by aussie_qunt August 24, 2020

Checking your maple syrup

It’s when someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog while going out for pancakes

Checking maple syrup
When someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog when goo out for pancakes

I was going to meet my mom at ihop but then saw a guy checking your maple syrup

by Hiveadventures69 April 20, 2022