qual card

A term utilized by U.S. Navy Submariners referring to a compilation of papers measuring the insecurity of their sexuality and/or sexual preference.
Our sea-daddy is asking for our completed qual card. Have you submitted your qual card yet?
by DaBubblehead June 17, 2017
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Flash card fuck fest

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A sexually inspired game played by consenting adults with whom both share a common interest in one another. Though some report that F. C. F. F gave then a chance to bring about a closeness beyond a sexually focused agenda. The game puts the players not in competition but forces the player thru honesty paafticipation to express deeper subject platforms The players write out actions that would love to see participate in and have done unto themselves the players questions the other player can't or won't answer renders the "stumper winer of the other players card for every 4 questions both players put the question cards down and both select 1 are and complete the "It's gonna happen card" the contents of the latter card should be something both would enjoy WIN 1

The games end cums when the players are to spent to continue or just done PERIOD! NO PUN! or when one player collects every card .

FCFF IS FUN HERALTHY A TRUELY A GREAT WAY TI STAT IN SHAPE.
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I love to fuck, stump my lover, and collect cards while playing with my best friend , I'm making it a Flash Card Fuck Fest Night
by LULU'S loving parents. October 04, 2021
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Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener
Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001
by PeturGriffin November 26, 2022
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security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.
Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.
by childishbeat March 25, 2023
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Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.
When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.
by iiHxrbie November 24, 2021
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cards against humanity

the game that should never be played with your parents...NEVER
I just played Cards Against Humanity with my parents, it was a mistake.
by Thepenispull December 14, 2021
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credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 16, 2025
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