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Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay
brandon shut up
by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022
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Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon is a simp
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon

Handsome mischievous guy.

Has the kind of smile and eyes to make you go crazy. He makes you feel all jittery

And nervous because he is confident , and

Will make any women want to look his way. Brandon has almost dark brown black hair and dark eyes. Handsome as hell.
“That’s Brandon” guy on the bus that’s always making the driver Lorraine go crazy...

“Wow. He’s handsome as fuck!” Wish I could drive him crazy...” Haha
by Crazyyyykid10 February 25, 2021
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Brandon Aragon

kid: “yk brandon aragon”
me: “you mean the emo faq?”
by shakalsjrhfn January 12, 2022
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Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.
"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."
by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021
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Brandon

Makes funny jokes (sometimes) but mostly he make p£n1s jokes and is a d1ck to all the boys
Brandon is a dick
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