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two boated

Getting stuck waiting for two ships to enter/exit the Duluth Harbor instead of just one.
I was two boated at the Aerial Lift Bridge for 20 minutes. I had to wait for the Edgar Speer and Mesaba Miner to clear the ship canal.
by Donn Wolean May 6, 2008
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that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.
Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.
by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021
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treesh on a boat

a treesh on a boat is a when a treesh (commonly paraphrased to a cheating whore), is caught in the middle of a group of guys who have extreme sexual urges towards her. She is in a relationship but is "on a boat" from her floating around from homie to homie within the group. The most alpha in the group will crack her at the end of the night and thus put an end to the treesh floating around and toying with the boys.
Oh my god, look at Katie over there. She's in relationship and talking to all those guys so flirty. She is acting like a total treesh on a boat.
by PocketPahouds July 22, 2025
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pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive system when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .
Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on
by T4pedro June 27, 2014
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Beef Boating

Bro, Betty was at my house last night and she was exploring the outer rim and started beef boating me and i had an out of body experience.
by Anon Martyr April 1, 2023
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capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy
by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023
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Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.
Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.
by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024
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