whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

Dragon Boating

Two old lady lesbians going down hard on each other. Like motorboating but with extra skin flapping around (neck, arm, jowls, etc..)

Those old dikes were dragon boating the shit out of each other.

by PartyTimeRex666 March 20, 2025

Boat hoes

Always on someone’s boat or Yatch posting videos on Instagram. These hoes will only hang out with you, when the weather is bad. These boat hoes can be found in near water, famous in south Florida. These boat hoes has bunch of dudes, sugar daddy’s with boats/ yatchs.

Tom : hey wanna grab a drink this Saturday?
Ashely :
Tom : Looks at Ashely’s Ig story on a Yatch, says “These boat hoes”

Alex : what happened to that girl you went on date with ?
Tom : yeah, they are all boats hoes

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor July 8, 2020

man of the boat

nigger

look at the man of the boat

by ercthemerk76 March 28, 2019

Rowing a boat on land

When you don’t make any progress or very little progress

Bro has only gotten 1 sub in a year.His YouTube career is rowing a boat on land.

by Ahadi2011 August 18, 2025

Bubble Boating

When yo girl dresses like mrs puff and you do your drivers test on her back

When I renewed my license I celebrated with since bubble boating

by bitchrsbewet November 6, 2014

Pizza Boat

Three-way consisting of, in sequence, one member in and out and wiping/rubbing Period blood all over her abdominal area up to chest then into her mouth as the next member penetrates and does the same

Had a great time last night, we gave her a good Pizza Boat after prom.....

by money shot, rusty trombone February 14, 2024