Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"

by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

Lets blow this bunghole

A way to say to a group of friends or whoever you're with that you think it's time to go, leave a pub, bar, restaurant or anywhere. Although it may sound like the place your leaving is rubbish or crappy, it doesn't have to be the case. It could be used when its time to move on after a great night out.

Nic "Great place this but shouldn't we get to the party soon?"
Mike "yeah lets blow this bunghole"

by Fubared June 4, 2012

Blowing Away Day

One year anniversary of the day you quit smoking cigarettes

"Good on ya, mate! Happy Blowing Away Day!"

by Meowmoeow413 June 16, 2018

blow the dirty whistle

the act of oral sex after anal intercourse

i took it out of her butt and she said, " i want to blow the dirty whistle."

by Chuck Little August 18, 2009

blow job

Also a great anti-contreceptive as while being very pleasurable keeps the vagina at a safe distance from any ejaculatory fluid that could result in baby brocks.

She woulda done him but would of possibly got pregnant so she gave him a blow job instead.

by John Freedman September 26, 2007

Blow J. Simpson

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

by apac666 August 25, 2008

blow job bar

A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.

I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!

by kirk devonshire May 13, 2008