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Joe Biden

The sexiest man you will ever see
“Have you seen Boe jiden?”
You mean Joe Biden?”
“Oh”
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O’biden

The name for the Biden administration.
Strings are completely being pulled by Former President Obama.
O’biden he’s done it!!! A person exclaimed after Joe Biden finished a sentence without a gaffe.
by Freeeeeeedom July 8, 2022
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Dry Biden

we got two kids tenders and two Dry Bidens on this ticket
by tophTHEterrible July 29, 2022
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Joey Bideny

A hot beautiful woman lucky enough to be dating Joe Biden himself.
Nick: Yo bro have you heard that Joe Biden is dating someone?
Josh: What? No way, who could be this lucky?
Nick: Turn on the news and see it for yourself!
Josh: Joey Bideny??? Is this some kind of joke Nick?
Nick: No no no, look at the image of her, it's coming up!
Josh: HOLY MOLY, She's so so BEAUTIFUL!
Nick: I know right! I would smash her so hard!
Josh: Oh god i think i just nutted...
by Gоgi October 3, 2022
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Joe Biden

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The Biden Whisper

And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?

Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
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Crazy Biden

When you poop in your underwear, put it on your partners head, then sniff their hair. Also known as a “Dirty Biden
After the party last night, I took home this girl and gave her a Crazy Biden. She said “Cmon man”!
by Aubie1Kenobie April 22, 2023
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