Tall girl boner 

One simply getting a boner from an unusually tall girl.

Jimmey gets a Tall girl boner every time he sees his teacher in math class.

Tall girl boner by Pig problems May 30, 2014

Hisoka Golden Boner 

When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.

"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"

Hisoka Golden Boner by epicondylitis May 28, 2020

Raging Boner 

A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!

I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!

Raging Boner by Operator October 6, 2004

Math Class Boner 

You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.

Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.

HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.

Dat mass.

Math Class Boner by JohnLevine May 3, 2011

pro boner 

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense

The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.

pro boner by Elliott December 26, 2005

Air Boner 

A bulge in the pants that looks like a boner. It is usually caused by the pants' material bunching up. This is similar to a phoner but it is just air inside the pants instead of a phone. This is also the same thing as a foner.

Guy 1: "Why is everybody giving me weird looks today?"
Guy 2: "Probably because of what's happening down there."
Guy 1: "Oh, that's just an air boner."

Air Boner by crappyjack September 20, 2009

Ahmad boner 

When a person (usually drunk or stupid) gets extremely excited about one specific idea, and will do whatever they can to make sure that whatever they are talking about happens.

Dude, I can't believe David bought everyone tickets to the baseball game.

Yeah, I didn't really want to go, but he got an Ahmad Boner and got the tickets for us anyways.

Ahmad boner by Blue73 August 16, 2014