Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.
John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"
by Is that so? May 14, 2019
A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.
After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 21, 2023
1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.
2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.
3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.
3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009
Can be a noun and verb bass upon context.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!
by Texas Shithouse Poet August 12, 2019
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Person 2: You're an Urban Dictionary Asshole.
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by Tubbyman October 24, 2010
by I AM GHANDI April 19, 2004