Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

AIDS

Aids is the disease you have from getting butt fucked by your dad when you were 12 and now no one likes you

You have aids

Just letting you know before I put it in, I have aids.

by AtekZz January 13, 2019

Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.

"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"

by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

by 10xValue September 24, 2021

Aid

But you WILL continue to send aid to JEWS who are actively SLAUGHTERING brown children.

Hym "It seems like WHITE is the operative word! Aid is for the Jews and the white Jew-servants!"

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

AIDS

Magic Johnson

I'm Magic Johnson and I have AIDS

by biggie cheese nigga please March 1, 2022

Aid monster

Someone who is trying to give you aids

Yo I'm getting chased by a aid monster

by Yo dad gay June 10, 2021