Shittin on my Foot?

you kiddin me?
Dude, no way...you shittin on my foot?
by joseph the unfamiliar prophet October 01, 2010
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Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
by Cay7200 June 10, 2018
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sure footed bitch

a bitch that just won't quit
Man... my teacher is a sure footed bitch!
by RR6 merlin July 29, 2022
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Mustard Foot

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.
Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.
by Nagnal August 16, 2019
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Nanna Foot

Fat or swollen foot where one's finger may press and leave semi-permanent indent! (medical name = Pitting Oedema).

Generally caused by running in flip flops with heavy shopping bags and causing internal foot injury that cannot be healed. Nanna foot likes to swell in the heat and when heels are too high. Also doesn't like alcohol and adds to a nasty hangover.
When Nanna Foot gets nasty, the swelling can reach the lower leg and appear much like its sister, Elephantitis minor.
by Ele Ma Foot July 28, 2010
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Croc-Foot

The black discolouration that occurs on the bottom of one's foot due to the design of crocs whereby dirt enters through those stupid vent holes, but cannot escape once inside.

Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot
Is your foot frostbit like Mr. Deeds or do you just have Croc-Foot?
by Davey Crock-Footet September 13, 2011
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